:-)
so stupid that stuff like this doesnt happen anymore
feels like forever since ive done anything in photoshop so i made a bunch of sketches of homestucks in ponytails and put em on one canvas and went nuts
I don’t give a fuck about discourse im jerking my hog and moaning like a hump back whale
Today I jerked it to the most beautiful thing in the world. A bouquet of 100 red roses
Anonymous:
would you drink breast milk greedily
Yep and avariciously
Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you
Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president
everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye